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I saw this today and had to blog about it. We’ve all seen those silly hats where you put beer on each side and the wearer has siphon-like hoses leading to his mouth.  Well, this same idea now has been incorporated into a bra form.  The website, firebox.com is selling this sports-bra looking item under the oh-so ridiculous name of ‘The WineRack.’

Clearly invented by a man, the WineRack comes in two sizes – small and medium. It consists of an almost no-shape sports bra with a removable dual bladder made of polyurethane that slips inside the bra frame and has a hose attached.  The claim is that once the bladder is filled, a woman’s cup size will increase two full sizes.  So if you start at a C cup, wearing a filled up WineRack will have you walking around looking like you have a DD rack… hence the name.  The wearer also now has a portable cocktail station on her chest where she can pass around the hose and simultaneously deflate her breast projection.  See what I mean?  Clearly, invented by a man.

The practical side to all of this is that this device allows a woman to bring a drink into places where it’s not allowed or must be paid for.  For example, church, concerts, sporting events and Disneyland.

Selling for just $29.95, it will probably pay for itself with one wearing given the over-charging of drinks at entertainment venues these days.  But the two sizes are not explained, and the bladder is easy to see.  A shirt or something needs to be worn on top.  And forget about support. 

All in all, I think this gadget is more for the benefit of men than the beautifying of women.

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