Yet Another Example Why Men Need to Quit Designing Lingerie
A 63 year-old man from Chengdu, China has invented, to great fanfare, a nipple bra. He claims his bra is healthier and a more natural option for women’s nipples.
His absolutely ridiculous premise is that a normal bra today puts pressure on our nipples and thus is uncomfortable. He thinks women need to be liberated from this bondage. So, his bra includes a bump in the cup where he thinks your nipple should go.
First, has any woman ever felt nipple-bound? Secondly, most of us don’t walk around with erect nipples all day. This bra would make us look like we are in a constant state of excitement. Third, check out the placement of his "nipple bubble" – anatomically wrong. A woman could wind up with 4 nipple pops – talk about weird. Fourth, wouldn’t it be even more uncomfortable to have our nipples sliding in and out of this crevice? Finally, if not for men, we women wouldn’t even worry whether our erect nipples might be showing or not.
Turn about is fair play. Let’s invent a men’s brief with prominent pockets on each side for them to stuff their balls in. Makes the same amount of sense.
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Hahaha I totally agree
Comment by Michelle
June 21st, 2010 @ 10:54 am
That man is really ridiculous. I totally agree that we women would want to have men’s brief with prominent pockets on each side for them to stuff their balls in.
Comment by fajas vedette
June 22nd, 2010 @ 8:44 am
You have got to be kidding me.
Did he do any research at all? Does he know any women? If he did, he would have realized what a dumb idea this is. Basically it is a push up bra for nipples. He must love the idea that women are always ‘titillated’ when around him, and that is why he needs to see erect nipples, even if they are fake.
What a maroon.
Cheers,
Maggie
Comment by Comfort Bras
July 7th, 2010 @ 10:37 am