A friend forwarded an article about a new technical achievement in bra maintainance – the bra dryer.  Simply strap your bra onto this female torso-shaped device and dry your bras faster while preserving their shape.  Oh brother.

My first question was "What size is this device?"  I’ve read all the reviews I could find on this device and no one talks about this.  It looks to be about a C cup.  Now, what if you’re an A cup or a DDD cup?  How is this thing going to dry and shape your bras properly?  If you are smaller than this, your bras could dry into a strange shape.  Too large, and you could have wrinkles.

My second question was "Aren’t the breasts kind of pointed?"  Most women want a rounded shape – this device is a blast back to the 50′s when women wanted this more conical breast shape.

My final question was "Why do we need to dry our bras faster?"  Almost all of us have several bras.  So, we can wear one while another one dries.  And, chances are a second bra is going to be much cheaper than buying this device.  If there was anything I would want dried faster, it would be a favorite pair of jeans.  Now there’s an idea.

I have to think my bra drying experience is pretty similar to other woman.  I simply hang them up to dry.  A couple hours and they’re good to go.  I’ve never felt this was an inconvenience.  Bras today are made in fabrics that dry pretty fast.  So, I just don’t think I would need this gadget.  And, now that I think about it, where would I store this thing?  It’s pretty big!

I clicked on the "about us" and "contact us" links to their site, and found only male names associated with this contraption.  Ten bucks says I’m right.

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